GET “INSTAGRAM FAMOUS” WITH THESE EASY STEPS
GET “INSTAGRAM FAMOUS” WITH THESE EASY STEPS :-
Instagram is an anomaly amongst social media sites, in that seemingly everyone on Instagram is comfortable having strangers view their photos, with many people thriving on the idea that their photos are considered interesting or worthwhile by people who have never even met them. Twitter has several surefire ways to gain followers, as long as you don’t mind commenting on nothing but current events and famous people. Acquiring Facebook friends is out of style by the time you’re 17, and few people can prove that LinkedIn is anything other than a sentient email account that clutters your inbox with absolute nonsense. But Instagram? It’s real, and it’s spectacular. So to become Instagram Famous, try a few of these tips on for size.
Hashtag Everything: I know, I know. Hashtagging is horrible. It’s a vaguely post-modern way to explain a joke to someone; a pound symbol followed by your uncle elbowing you and asking “D’ya get it? Eh?” But hashtagging every post, no matter how mundane, will eventually lead the bored people perusing Instagram directly to your photos. And there are A LOT of bored people on Instagram.
Take Many Photos of Your Shapely Figure: Women have a distinct advantage here, because everyone finds the female form beautiful, regardless of their sexual preferences or sex. So to exploit this double-X flavored advantage, find a way to get your scantily clad body into every photo. New outfits, nights out with friends, nights in with your (preferably female) friends, doctor’s appointments – if you’re doing anything, take a photo of it that is mostly about your body and post it. If you’re having a bad day and don’t really feel like doing anything, put on some makeup and take a melancholy but still gorgeous photo of your face and write that you’re sick.
NOTE: Using the above tactic will yield untold numbers of followers, but they will all be vaguely creepy men who will be so titillated by the constant e-presence of your hot body that they will eventually start commenting on your photos and saying things like “so hottt” and “WOW ur beautiful”. Fair warning.
Take Photos of Animals: Anyone who has a smartphone or the Internet loves animals. Post pictures of animals constantly, and don’t forget to hashtag them. If there is one universal truth of Instagram, it’s that people are definitely searching the term “puppies”.